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[Jul. 14th, 2006|10:52 am] |
It's time for the another round of Celebrities Who Look Like Animals!
Keira "Trout Pout" Knightley and, well...a trout. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2006|09:31 pm] |
It's my 20th birthday in 2 weeks, and in a truely mature style I'm having a 90s themed birthday party. I've got the starts of my outfit planned, but I still need some help.
So far I have the following planned:
- a big hat pinned up with a sunflower - a la Blossom
- crimped hair
- stick on earrings
- a long floral dress like Elaine from Seinfeld
- white frilly fold down socks
- ankle/hiking boots
- a bum bag (or a fanny pack, depending on where you come from)
Can you guys think of any other items of clothing that is quintessentially 90s? Bike pants? Leggings? Flannel? |
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[Jan. 24th, 2006|09:59 pm] |
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So...there seems to be a celebrity trend of giving your children weird-arsed names (ala Apple, Jeronimo, Moon Unit, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily - I could go on for ever).
In the past year while working at a school in England, I've come across some interesting names. I get the feeling that the parents had never actually said the name out loud before they wrote it down on the birth cetificate.
There were brothers called Laurence and Alistair Armitage-Brain. You can't help but say it as Armitage-Braaaaaaaaaain.
At my high school school there was a girl called Heather Nutt, and she was always called on the PA system. "Heather Nutt, please come to the office. Heather Nutt to the office please.
Also, last year I babysat for two kids called Basil and Fennel.
Personally, I think the most digusting name you could call your daughter would be Bobett. Bobett. The very sound of it offends me.
The question I pose to you:
What is the WORST name you have ever come across?
Edit: Ok, this must be added. I just went to a baby name website with the title:
REALLY COOL Baby Boy Names NEW CURRENT TREND for 2006 & 2007
COOL, HIP BABY BOY NAMES!
Are you looking for some really cool names for a baby boy? Look no further...Here they are! Super cool, strong & masculine sounding baby boy names for your future soldier, football player or race car driver.
And just in the A-B section, they suggest these abominations for names:
Axton, Archer, Atticus, Ace, Bascom, Bauer, Baylor, Berenger, Blade, Bolton, Bowden, Bragen, Brick, Bridger, Brock, Bridon, Broden, Bronson, Bourne, Braxton, Brodie, Boston, Blaze, Bond, Braeger, Bryler, Beckham, Braygon, Brink, Brigg, Braven, Bayne, Brenham.
What. The. Fuck? |
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[Jan. 13th, 2006|11:36 am] |
Do you know what would be ironic? Well, ironic mostly in the Alanis Morrisette sense (eg. NOT AT ALL IRONIC).
If Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had a really, really, ugly child. Here you've got the two best looking people in the world, and wouldn't it be a shame if beauty skipped a generation and they had a gasp-enducing fuglet of a child.
Now isn't that ironic? Don't you think? |
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[Dec. 23rd, 2005|06:12 pm] |
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Hello my pretties!
Yes, I know it's been a good 10 months since I last updated, and yes, I am sorry for that. The reason for the prolonged absence was thanks to the stupid school server we were on that blocked pretty much every site we went to - including this one.
So I'll try to sum up my whole year in a few paragraphs...
Countries I've now visited:
England, Ireland, Scotland, France, Monaco, Italy, Austria, Germany, Switzerland, Holland, Belgium and San Marino (where for some reason you can buy rediculously cheap replica weapons...)
Places in England I've frequented:
London, Cambridge, Oxford, Bath, Gloucester (I saw the cathedral where they filmed Chamber of Secrets!), Stone Henge, Devon and Manchester.
Went to the theatre to see:
Little Britain Live
The Lion King
We Will Rock You
Stomp
Saw the following concerts:
Kings of Leon
Coldplay
The White Stripes
Franz Ferdinand
- went to the Harry Potter premiere in London and saw all the actors
- a piolet friend flew me to Belgium for lunch - and his friend came along too...he was Dave Rowntree, the drummer from Blur!
Jeliz?
PS: Sorry for the lack of pictures and such. Jetlag + apparent change in LJ tags = shinyless entry... |
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[Feb. 14th, 2005|01:44 pm] |
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No, I'm not dead. No, [ Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<a [...] </a>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] No, I'm not dead. No, <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/fire_bad/28959.html"</a>the plane</a> did not crash a-la-Lost. I'm sorry it's taken me so long to update. We've had a problem with the IT department at the school, and our access to most things, like Hotmail, have been blocked (cause you know, contacting your family and friends is SOOOOOOO over-rated).
Huzzah for England! It's not as cold as I thought it would be. I was expecting blizzardy type weather, but so far it's just been a bit nipply.
About 90% of my work is involved with the PE deparment, helping out with classes. We also do a bit of IT and Admin work.
Because my mind has turned to mush, here are some random details:
- I'm one of four GAP students - and I'm the only girl
- I'm about a 40 minute drive north of London
- The students have to call me 'Miss', which I'm still getting used to
- In my second week here I had to break up an almost-fist fight
- In the third week, a Year 7 girl passed out in the toilets and I had to carry her unconscious (a-la-The OC) through the hallways
- It seems that every single British boy is called Ollie (Oliver), Charlie, Henry, Harry, Ben or Jack
- English rain is very quiet
- The streets of London are quite filthy. The ground is covered in gum.
- I was going to go to U2, The Killers and Babyshambles concerts, but they sold out almost straight away.
I can't really think of much more to say. I know that's not much at all, but I'm pretty damn tired at the moment and I can't think of anything informative or witty to say.
I hope that all is well with everyone on my friends list. I'll try my best to get in and say hello to you all - but I can't make any promises. Our internet access is quite limited. If there are swear words or "inappropriate" content, the page doesn't come up. Take care everyone.
Keep on trucking. |
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[Dec. 31st, 2004|12:17 am] |
While trying not to sound like a wank, kids really do say the darndest things. My little brother, Matty, is 4. My mum is trying to pump him full of Christianity, so every now and then he comes out with Jesus references:
Matty: There are two boys at kindy who are mean, but that's ok because I'm stronger than them. But no one's stronger than me except for Jesus.
Me: Why? Have you given Jesus an arm wrestle?
Matty: ....
Ha! Beth - 1. Matty - 0.
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Thanks to gift vouchers I now have 2 new CDs!
1. The new self titled album from The Libertines. I've listened to it twice and there are times when their sound reminds me of blur. Most notable songs:
Can't Stand Me Now
Music When the Lights Go Out
France
2. Aha Shake Heartbreak from Kings Of Leon. Woot woot indeed! This is a great follow up to their debut album Youth and Young Manhood. The best songs are:
King of the Rodeo
Taper Jean Girl
Milk - my favourite one at the moment.
The Bucket
Four Kicks
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I am going to be jet-lagged up the arse after the 7th. My first flight is 9 hours long followed by a, wait for it, 6 hour wait in the Hong Kong airport. Then, lucky me, I'll enjoy the quick flight from Hong Kong to Frankfurt that will get me there in a speedy 12 hours and 55 minutes. I looked it up, and 'Catwoman' is one of the in-flight movies. Jesus in a biscuit - it's going to be painful.
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And of course here is some very important linkage in support of the victims of the tsunami in Southern Asia. |
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| Acceptable Festivus! |
[Dec. 25th, 2004|10:37 pm] |
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Merry Christmas gentle viewers!
'Tis been a good day with all of the family ( ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) whitetower, ingole, tree_pretty, eijentu).
It's been a long day, so I won't clog up your friend's list with my details. Basically:
- I got many things from my extremely cool family - including a digital camera (with a memory stick) for my trip! Wooot! Woooot I say!
- I ate 'til I couldn't eats no more.
- Now I am tired.
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Dear J.K. Rowling,
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. THANK YOU!!!!
Kind regards,
Beth.
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Have a safe holiday, and such! |
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[Dec. 19th, 2004|12:06 pm] |
This idea was stolen from cerulgalactus.
I'm going to post some random lyrics from songs and you have to tell me the artist and song title. The person who guesses the most gets....nothing! There's no theme, just random songs. Just play the game. And don't cheat!
1. Jane remember second grade? Said you couldn't stand my face. Rather than kiss me you said you'd rather die.
One Angry Dwarf and Two Hundred Solemn Faces - Ben Folds Five guessed correctly by coell
2. You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed and laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I´m utterly mad.
They're Coming To Take Me Away - Napolean IX guessed correctly by tree_pretty
3. There are fewer more distressing sights than that, of an Englishman in a baseball cap.
Time For Heroes - The Libertines guessed correctly by llorelei
4. Yes the strong gets more, while the weak ones fade. Empty pockets don't ever make the grade.
God Bless The Child - Billie Holiday guessed correctly by tree_pretty
5. Can't take no more. Wonder if you'll understand it's just the touch of your hand behind a closed door.
6. What I worshiped, stole my love away.
7. Do you want my presence or need my help? Who knows where that might lead.
Fall At Your Feet - Crowded House guessed correctly by el_maverick
8. Proclaim eternal victory. Come on and change the course of history.
Apocalypse Please - Muse guessed correctly by tapdancinghippo
9. A quote and a question on a screen suppressed. I know it’s not right ‘cause it’s a second impression.
Greed For Your Love - Missy Higgins guessed correctly by thefink
10. Imagine me taught by tragedy. Release is peace.
11. She tried the last one on it couldn't speak fell off, and now she just wanders the halls.
Return To Oz - Scissor Sisters guessed correctly by tree_pretty
12. Why can't we overcome this wall? Baby, maybe it is just because I didn't know you at all.
Last Goodbye - Jeff Buckley guessed correctly by llorelei
13. It gets lonely, On the other side from you. I pine a lot. I find a lot falls through without you.
14. Your first kiss was a sweet kiss, second kiss had a twist.
You Got It (The Right Stuff) - The New Kids On The Block guessed correctly by cerulgalactus
15. Here's something for tempting the palette, prepared in the classic technique. First you pound the fish flat with a malette.
Les Poissons - The Little Mermaid guessed correctly by coell
16. Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
I Am The Walrus - The Beatles guessed correctly by cerulgalactus
17. I searched for form and land, for years and years I roamed. I gazed a gazely stare at all the millions here.
The Man Who Sold The World - David Bowie (also covered by Nirvana) guessed correctly by llorelei
18. Because it was nothing like we'd ever dremt, our lust for life had gone away with the rent we hated.
So Says I - The Shins guessed correctly by tapdancinghippo
19. So you think you can love me and leave me to die. Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby.
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen guessed correctly by baysideredhead
20. Just kill me now 'cause I'll let you down. I swear one day we're gonna leave this town.
New York City Cops - The Strokes guessed correctly by llorelei
21. He lives with the bottle that's the way it is. He says his body's too old for working.
Fast Car - Tracy Chapman guessed correctly by baysideredhead
22. Clothed in crinoline of smoky burgundy, softer than the rain. I wandered empty streets.
For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her - Simon and Garfunkel guessed correctly by tapdancinghippo
DO IT!
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I'm now leaving for England on the 7th of January. Originally we were leaving on the 3rd with Emirates travelling Brisbane/Dubai/London. Something screwed up with the flights so I'm leaving with Cathy Pacific on the 7th, travelling Brisbane/Hong Kong/Franfurt/London. Woot - an extra 10 or so hours on various planes. Oh well. I can't complain cause I'll be going overseas!!! |
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[Dec. 4th, 2004|09:51 pm] |
Well well my pretties, it has been a while. Altough I've been away from LJ 4 LyKe 4EvA, I don't really have anything of substance to talk about. Bear with me as I attempt to form a post.
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I'm leaving for England in four and a half weeks! Woooooooooooooot!
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Huzzah! for the following things:
Prisoner of Azkaban DVD! Guh.
Lost. My sisters and I all have a new show!
Garden State.
Saved!
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind comes out on DVD soon.
Frou Frou - especially the song Let Go
The Libertines
My new Jan Brady and Emma Watson icons!
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Dear Good Charlotte,
In your song Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous, you sing about how celebrities with lots of money always complaining. You yourselves, are rich and famous yet all you do is bitch and moan about how tough life is. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Regards,
Beth
PS. Also, a big fuck you to Simple Plan. Your music sucks so much arse. You make my eye twitch. You are the suckiest sucks that ever sucked. Die. Die twice.
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I've actuallly managed to pull together a bit of random shite for this entry. Here's something. Ask me a question. If you feel like you should know something about me but don't, ask away! |
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[Nov. 15th, 2004|06:24 pm] |
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A happy belated birthday to my dear sister Geddikins (tree_pretty)! Huzzah for her, for she is old. Old I tells you! |
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| Welcome to my random post |
[Nov. 9th, 2004|01:20 pm] |
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| | Is This It? - The Strokes | ] |
Well I'll be buggered. George Bush won. Please excuse me while I tuck into the faetal position and rock back and forth.
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Misheard lyrics. We've all sung the wrong words before, but what are the best misheard lyrics that you've come across? I have a few.
Miss Independent by Kelly Clarkson
Misheard: What happened to my cinnamon buns?
Actual: What happened to Miss Independent?
You Oughta Know by Alanis Morrisette
Misheard: It's not fair to remind me, of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
Actual: It's not fair to remind me, of the cross I bare that you gave to me.
I Try from Macy Grey
Misheard: I wore goggles when you were not here.
Actual: My world crumbles when you are not near.
Independant Woman by Destiny's Child
Misheard: Throw your hands at Batman.
Actual: Throw your hands up at me.
Thank You from Dido
Misheard: Tea goes mouldy when I die, without I'm better off.
Actual: Tea's gone cold I'm wonderin why, got out of bed at all.
This one's gacked from ingole when the person in front of her was singing:
Turn Off The Light by Nelly Furtado
Misheard: Bibbity bobbity bibbity meow meow meow meow.
Actual: Follow me follow me follow me follow me down down down.
o_O
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Dragonheart stars Harry Potter's David Thewlis (Professor Lupin) and Jason Isaacs (Lucious Malfoy). The dragon, voiced by Sean Connery, has the name of Draco.
The Borrowers stars a young Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) as Peagreen Clock and Tom Williams (Arthur Weasley) as Potter - his enemy in the movie.
Heh. Who'd have thunk?
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Here's some more decent Aussie music. Everyone download the following:
'Trading Places' from Powderfinger
'Release' by george (Absolutely AMAZING song. Listen for the impossibly high note that's held for 30+ seconds)
'Betterman' by John Butler Trio
'This Is A Love Song' by Little Birdy (she has an odd voice, but you get used to it)
'Scar' by Missy Higgins
'All For Believing' by Missy Higgins
'Ten Days' by Missy Higgins
Basically, if you see anything from Missy Higgins, download it. Or better, buy her CD called The Sound Of White. Think Tori Amos meets the lead singer of Frente. |
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[Nov. 1st, 2004|05:03 pm] |
To all of my Americans, I ask an extremely huge favour from you. Please, please, please vote. Kudos to you if you feel that you'd like to exercise your right to vote.
To be perfectly honest, I'd love for your whole country to not vote for Bush. This election result has such an important on the rest of the world. For example, our Prime Minister is in bed with Dubya. Give it a few years, and we'll basically be the 52nd State of America.
He has made the world unsafe. I think that alone is an excuse to kick him out.
For the sake of the world, please, don't give your vote to Bush. That is just my opinion. I'll respect yours. But please take into consideration, the effect that this election will have on every other country. |
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[Oct. 27th, 2004|08:55 pm] |
I'm sorry I haven't updated properly for quite a while. I had 3 assignments due in one week, and exams are coming up.
After exams I promise that I will have many-an-interesting update! |
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| Spamity spam! |
[Sep. 27th, 2004|12:35 am] |
SPAAAAAM! Snaffled from green_queen
Everybody on my Friends List post here and answer these questions. Do it now! Now I say!
1. Who you are?
2. How old you are (or thereabouts)?
3. What you do?
4. Why you have me friended?
5. Something unusual and/or interesting about yourself.
KTHNXBYE. |
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| Can I leave with Choo? |
[Sep. 16th, 2004|09:42 pm] |
Who is this Choo person that celebrities keep writing about? Justin Timberlake wants to leave with Choo. Shannon Noll (an Australian "singer"), seems to be under the opinion that Choo is blind and selfish, (Can't Choo see? I wanna live. But Choo just takes more than you give). Even thirteen year old Jo-Jo also seems to be having trouble, as she said that she thought that Choo would treat her right, but Choo was just a waste of time.
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I'm sick of the lazy style of rhyming that modern day singer/songwriters seem to be coming up with. Don't even get me started on Avril Lavigne's 'Sk8r Boi'. He was a skater boy, I said see you later boy. The fuck? Oh, the poetic license just blows me away. Rhyming boy with boy, someone should throw her a parade.
No one has original lyrics anymore. Every second song goes on about wanting to fly, why oh why can't i, fly fly fly, gonna touch the sky, so very high, my oh my. I'll spread my wings and watch me go, I'll soar above the ground below. No no no can't bring me down, don't want my feet back on the ground. WANGST. It's all wangst. Yes, I'm talking to YOU Kelly Clarkson.
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Who else thinks that this picture of Winona Ryder in Heathers looks like it could be Elijah Wood in a wig?
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I have seen a lot of movies in my time. However, when it comes to bestowing the title of Worst. Movie. Ever., for me, it's a toss up between The New Adventures of Pippy Longstocking and Legally Blonde 2. Worst. Movies. Ever. Yes, I am willing to say that Plan Nine From Outer Space - widely regarded as the worst film ever made - still has more entertaining value than Legally Blonde 2.
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I am going to post a particular picture. If you understand where it's from, and get the second reference then you FKNroCkdAhoUZ!!!1OMFGWTFBBQ!!5, and I'll have your babies. PS. Family members (whitetower, ingole and tree_pretty) are not allowed to answer, seeing as we all seem to share a brain, and well, the whole baby thing...
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People suck. A lot. I don't want to sound like a preacher, but god dammit no one has any manners! It's almost as if people have never heard of the words, *gasp* 'please', or *double gasp* 'thank you'. Having been working in customer service jobs since the age of thirteen, I've had more than my fair share of arseholes with no manners. I'm so bitter about it now and I'm only 18. Imagine what the hell I'll be like when I'm 80? I'll be doomed to a life of sitting on the front verandah on a rocking chair, shot-gun loaded and cats living in my hair. |
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[Sep. 6th, 2004|09:18 pm] |
My apologies for the serious lack of updates. I've spent the last week moving (just down the road), but I still have all of my shit in boxes, and no net access in the unit. Therefore, this update is full of random sections.
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Music and Movies
Magic Movie Moments. You know the ones. They turn you into a big sookie-la-la or make you weep like a baby-man.
1. The end of Monsters, Inc.
Sully: Boo?
Boo: Kitty!
The combination of the simple dialogue and gorgeous expression on Sully's face - GAH!
2. The end of Billy Elliot. The moment !growedup! Billy comes on stage, the reaction from his father gets me - without fail - every single time.
What about your movie moments? I know there are shit loads more, but these are two that spring to mind.
Everyone see In America. Most. Endearing. Movie. Ever.
I have recently acquired the Franz Ferdinand and Kings of Leon CDs. They both kick all forms of arse.
It's time for some education in great Australian music. Everyone must download these songs. Must I say!
'Zebra' by John Butler Trio
'Breathe In Now' by george
'Love Your Way' by Powderfinger
'Greed (For Your Love)' by Missy Higgins
'Relapse' by Little Birdy (her voice is a wee bit odd, but you get used to it)
'Hello' by The Cat Empire (I'm not into this style of music, but it's really damn catchy)
'Nosebleed Section' by Hilltop Hoods (you'll have this song in your head for days!)
Someone needs to smite the group is who released a remix of California Dreamin'. Smite them almighty smiter! It was bad enough when Madonna shat upon a classic by redoing American Pie. This is just as vile.
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Customers. We hates them precious. I work at a bakery - not as an actual baker, just a serving wench. It seemed that last Sunday was Arsehole Customer Day. I didn't get the memo. People had the manners of bushpigs.
Scenario 1.
RCIWTS - Rude Customer I Wanted To Stab
ME - Me (funnily enough)
ME - Hi, how are you?
RCIWTS - *grunt*
ME - Can I help you with anything?
RCIWTS - *ignores*
A minute later:
RCIWTS - I want a block loaf.
ME - Sure. What type would you like? (You have to understand, we have about 15 different types of blocks. I hate it when customers just say a block loaf. This was a perfectly legitimate question. Oldmate can stick it up his arse.)
RCIWTS - (in a rude tone) A normal one.
ME - A white block?
RCIWTS - *grunt*
ME - Would you like me to slice it thick or thin?
RCIWTS - *mumble*
ME - Sorry?
RCIWTS - Not sliced!
ME - Ok, unsliced.
RCIWTS - No! Not sliced.
ME - Yeah. Unsliced. (I said this very clearly)
RCIWTS - I said Not. Sliced.
ME - ......Right.
I was torn between giving him a strained smile, and maiming his with a bread stick. 'The customer is always right' - my arse.
Whoever said that:
A. Needs to die
B. Has obviously never worked in customer service.
Scenario 2.
A couple came in with the 6ish month old baby. It spat up on itself and the front floor. It wasn't a large vomit/spit concoction, but enough for it to be wiped up. The husband went to the car to get some wipes, and I grabbed a few serviettes for the wife. She literally snatched them out of my hand, didn't say thank you, then proceeded to wipe it off the floor, and thrust the used tissues into my face - crusty side first, expecting me to take them.
Kill. Kill.
It was the worst day I have ever had at work - customer wise. It was to the point that when a lady came in and had good manners (eg. Yes please, no thank you), I was so surprised and actually I thanked her for having the decency to be polite and well mannered.
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Thank you thank you to ingole for giving me some more paid account and 50 icons! In the "words" of Mark Holden, you fonizzle my shonizzle. Whatever that means.
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Here is the second edition of Celebrities Who Look Like Animals. (Click here for the 1st). Again, I've gained inspiration from Finding Nemo, and Harry Potter.
Matthew "Neville Longbottom" Lewis looks remarkable like the random fish with the lisp from Finding Nemo.
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Wow. This whole post is extremely random. Kudos to you if you actually could be bothered reading it all. Kudos. |
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| Sorry |
[Aug. 29th, 2004|11:21 pm] |
Hello lovelies.
I'm really sorry I haven't had any chance to update for ages - I've had no proper access to the net for a few weeks. Anywho, give me a few days and I'll get off my arse and give you all a real post. |
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| Randomness ahoy! |
[Jul. 19th, 2004|11:49 pm] |
Things I Would Do If I Was A Celebrity.
1. Start odd rumours about myself.
Eg. Did you hear that Beth ***** has webbed feet and toes?
Then, everytime you go out in public, make sure that you're always wearing gloves and enclosed shoes. After the rumour has been fueled, eventually make sure that you are photographed being led out of a hospital in a wheelchair with bandages on your hands and feet. Two weeks later, hit the town gloveless and barefoot.
2. Cause a scene.
Eg. Pay a fancy restaurant to let you throw a huuuuge tanty at a table in the front 'photography' window.
Storm out after throwing food and kicking over tables and screaming "I distinctly asked for my chair to be made from 16th Century German Oak!" (I would, however, compensate the other patrons for letting me disrupt their outing by offering to pay for their food - after all, I am a nice celebrity).
3. Suggest that I am pregnant.
Eg. Walk around rubbing your belly as if one was preggers.
Never let your hand leave your stomach, and always stop to 'coo' at random kids on the street. Whenever you are outside, look at your reflection to see if you "still have your figure."
4. Set up scenarios to be photographed in.
Eg. Every time you are in public, be photographed holding the hand of a different man.
Pay some random from the street $50 for them to look cosy with you and walk throughout the stores hand in hand, looking
at wedding rings. Everyday you go out, find someone different.
5. Show keen fashion sense.
Eg. Wear a daggy tshirt, shorts and thongs (after all, you've now had your webbing between your toes removed)
to 5 premieres in a row, then be photographed in a ball gown with hair and makeup done going to the local store to pick up some sticky tape.
6. Wear a wedding ring every so often.
Eg. One day, wear a GIANT !blingbling! wedding ring, then for a few weeks take it off. After a while, replace it with
another, but different, sparkling wedding ring. Repeat whenever necessary.
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A huge, huge, huge happy birthday to lost_lorelei, who was my very first LJ friend! Mwah!
A postcard with arses shall soon be headed your way...
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Celebrities Who Look Like Animals - Part 1
Is any one else intrigued? No offense of course to dearoldforgottenandalwaysshuntedtothesideduringinterviews
Rupert Grint. In this particular frame, he just so happens to resemble a CGI fish.
Look out for more installments to Celebrities Who Look Like Animals a'comin your way! |
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